I am:
- in my twenties
- female
- a teacher
- technically "obese"
- my dog
- planting things
- sewing
- running (don't get your hopes up)
- FOOD
- being measured and weighed at the gym
- correct portion sizes
- doing the dishes
- feeling like a blob
- to like lentils
- to not have seconds
- to run to the ends of the earth
- to get my booty into shape
- to document all of this nonsense on the internet for you to poke and laugh at.